June 21st, 2009 (runner up’s.)

5:55 p.m. – Catlin C. Miller, 19, reported that a female has taken her carpet cleaner and will not return it.

7:05 p.m. – SHERRY A. TREECE, 29, reported someone acting suspicious at the Avenue A Water Park.

June 18th, 2009 (girls night out edition.)

2:34 a.m. – Shonda L. Prochaska, 22; Patricia S. Malone, 20, Chase; Danielle K. Musick, 19; Samantha K. Kozel, 23, all report being battered by each other in the 600 block of N. Jackson

June 15th, 2009.

1:05 p.m. – Penny C. Cook, 37, of Hutchinson reported a male tattooed her juvenile daughter on June 10 without proper documentation or license.

April 1st, 2009 (god I hope this is an april fools joke edition.)

3:21 p.m. – Sharon K. Murphy, 68, reported a known male damaged her bed mattress and pillows at her residence in the 800 block of E. Second Ave.